Census this: Aussie sex survey on again

I wondered how many other gainfully employed people around the country were preparing to fill out The Great Australian Sex Census at their desk at 9.30am on a Thursday morning. At first I was a little apprehensive about my boss asking me to access a sex census site run by dating site RedHotPie.com.au on company time, but as Hunter S. Thompson used to say, I am, after all, a professional.